Aqua Teen hunger Force @/5 reviewed by Mike?

Sometimes, you see a movie, and it makes you really excited, and you want to drive your car super fast home from the theater, weaving in and out of traffic like a superhero on steroids. Sometimes, a movie makes you sad and you want to go into your bathtub and watch the blood drain from your arms and swirl downwards into the drain while you think to yourself that if you had been in Austraila, it would be swirling in the other direction. Or New Zealand. But really, if you were in New Zealand, how could you go through with it? That place is freakin' beatuiful, plus, it's where Aslan lives.

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force colon Movie Film For Theatres" is not either of those movies, but it has a similar power. This movie does to to your brain the same the thing that would happen if you injested 30 poounds of the finest marijuana after first drinking LSD like it was it was Mountain Dew at a Jr. High all-night video game marathon--featuring all the Mega Man games ever made, alternating with untranslated japanese RPGs. In other words, it's the best movie you've ever seen, but chances are, the morning after seeing it, you'll wake up, unable to remember that you even saw the film, with a hangover so bad you vomit out of your toenails, and, after doing so, you look next to you to find out you spent the night with a giant Ukranian priest who likes to wear "Powerpuff Girl" undergarments.

The first ten-15 minutes is the best comedy that has ever been on any screen ever in the universe throughout time, ever. I won't spoil it for you here. The rest of the film, although in some parts tries a little too hard to make sense, is pretty awesome. Maybe a bit slow in the middle, but they bring it back. Bruce Campbell, Space Ghost, and Neil Pert make awesome cameos. I don't really need to explain anything else--if you watch the TV show and love it, then you may have already seen this. But you probably loved it, as long as you didn't get pulled over afterwards for failure to maintain lane. If you've never seen the show, don't say I didn't warn you.

This movie will eat your pets and destroy your ability to feel. It will also make you never want to have children. In short, it's the best movie ever. Or the worst thing ever made and anyone with a hand in making it should be shot while hanging over a pit of mutant aligators on crack.

Enjoy!