Sunday, April 16, 2006

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe 5/5 reviewed by Mike

This came out in theatres some time ago, obviously, but since it was recently released on DVD, and I had not yet officially reviewed it, I figured now would be a good time. As many of you have probably guessed, the Narnia stories are already something I hold dear.

I was first introduced to the magical world of Narnia through C.S. Lewis' masterful novels way back when I was just a small child. I still remember my dad giving his old worn paperbacks to me--the tattered, yellowed pages that had once held so much magic for him now transported me to a mystical world full of fascinating creatures, epic battles, honorable heroes, and a strange and powerful lion who looks and acts the way I always wished Jesus would act--instead of the wimpy Jesus often sold in sunday school...


That said, it was really cool that I saw this movie with my dad, it was like both of us were transported back to that time when we were kids, experiencing this magical land for the first time, still just as awestruck by it. But there's a lot more reasons than nostalgia for giving this movie the perfect score of 5 out of 5.

First, a brief plot summary for those out of the loop, based on the novels by C.S. Lewis, this being the first of seven: During WWII, a gorup of four British children are sent out of harms way, into the countryside and into the spacious house of a mysterious "Proffessor." In the professors house is a strange wardrobe, that, when the children enter it, transports them to a land called "Narnia," a fantasy land populated by fawns, Minotaurs, centaurs, and talking animals of all kinds. The children become caught up in an epic battle against the evil White Queen, who has magically made it be winter for 100 years, but never christmas. Leading the side of light is Aslan, a great and powerful lion, whose roar shakes the heavens.

First, here's what the movie does better than the book: Characterization. As much as I love Lewis' writing, lets face it, he's not really one to build up deeply layered characters. The movie makes up for this in spades. You really get to know each of the children. I'm especially drawn to Peter, who wishes he was fighting in the war with his father, but instead is shipped off to the country where he can't be a part of anything. He longs for a battle to fight, a cause to champion, and it is denied him--until Aslan, of course. The relationships between the siblings are slightly predictable, only because they are so true-to-life. They always feel authentic and real, never fake or prescribed. The kids also do a great job of acting.


What the movie can't do that the book can, is enter the thoughts of the characters. Some of the most moving parts of the novels was where a sentence would begin to the effect of, "When Lucy looked into Aslan's eyes, she felt blah blah blah." As great a job as the effects team does, these powerful scenes are only left to the viewers imagination. The actors all do a great job, and even Aslan's CGI expressions do a great job, but you can't get the specificness of emotion that Lewis creates in those intimate moments.

As far as execution, the film is nearly flawless. The pacing is great, cinematography is very well done, music is nearly perfect, action scenes are wonderfully executed, and the sense of humor always keeps you going. The myriad of creatures and animals extremely well done, they never seem cheesy, or even repetetive. My only technical complaint is that there are 3 or 4 really bad "green screen" moments.

Despite the few flaws that are there, this movie does something powerful--it stirs hope in me. I feel like the Beaver who, about a third of the way into the film, gets all excited, gets everyone's attention, and intensely says, "Aslan is on the move!" It reminds me that our lives are part of a grand epic story, something that even the coolness of Narnia is only a shadow of. It reminds me that our world is messed up, and broken, but Aslan's (and what Aslan represents) work it in has only just begun, and eventually he will come bounding back into it, roaring his mighty roar--for his love is strong, and violent--his is a love that cost him his life, and it changes ours from the inside out, and all of us are caught up in the epic and glorious story of sacrifice, forgiveness, redemption, glory, and honor that this movie so greatly portrays.

"After all, he's not a tame lion,"

"No. But he's good."



See this movie if:
-You want to escape to a world of fantasy
-Life has beaten you down, and you need to remember what it is to live again
-You view God as a weak pansy, or a meddlesome jerk

Don't see this movie if:
-You really hate fantasy stuff, and you don't like imagination
-You've never been a child
-You're actually blind, in which case, try to find a braille copy of the novel

Friday, April 14, 2006

Thank You For Smoking 4/5 reviewed by Chris

Have you ever seen a preview of a movie and been really excited about it and counted the days until it came out and you could go see it? Then have you been let down because you built it up so much in your mind? That has happened to me far too many times. Thankfully, the first question applies to this movie, but the second does not by a long shot.

Thank You For Smoking

-Now in theaters-

Chris’s review:
Ok, first thing first, you may have not even heard of this movie yet. It is a smaller “indie” film that is getting the typical praise in said “indie” circles. In case you know nothing about it, I will post the imdb.com plot blurb:
“Satirical comedy follows the machinations of Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for his twelve-year-old son.”

Now, with that out of the way I will give you my short and sweet review. I say short and sweet because though I LOVED this movie I want to let you go and see it for yourself and go into it as I did; that being with some high expectations but little to nothing to ground those expectations on other than a keen interest in the subject matter and vague yet lofty reviews. I say again, I LOVED this movie. This will join my DVD collection as soon as humanly and consumerly (I just made that word up) possible. Why do I love it? Easy, it is hilarious, well written, well directed, extremely well acted, and also hilarious. Oh, I said hilarious twice…well it is THAT funny. I rarely laugh out loud because most forms of entertainment now-a-days are so poor in the comedy department that even a brief smirk is hard to come by. I laughed out loud quite often in this film. Furthermore, as I mentioned, everything in this movie is very well done. There is a story line that is interesting. The characters are wonderful. Everything about this movie reeks of quality.

After seeing it just once it instantly jumped in to my top 10 favorite comedies list. That is saying something!

Now I will end my review. Yes, it is my shortest review ever. I think this movie will speak for itself if you just go out and see…so PLEASE do! And by all means, call me if you are going, I would love to go see it again…and again…and again.

Chris’s recommendations:
See this movie if…
-You think a satire/comedy can be just as good a movie in the craft sense as the best dramas.
-You are tired of the same old boring, recycled, pathetic attempts at “comedy” films that Hollywood pumps out by the dozens every month.
-You are fan of any of the following actors (because they are all EXCELLENT in this movie): Aaron Eckhart, J.K. Simmons, Maria Bello, William H. Macy, Rob Lowe, Robert Duvall, David Koechner.

Don’t see this movie if…
-Your definition of funny involves sitcoms like Friends, Will and Grace, Two and a Half Men, etc. (P.S. do us all a favor and put a bullet in your head you moron).
-You are looking for a documentary about the tobacco industry.
-I’m not with you at the time you are going to the theater.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Godzilla: Final Wars 3/5 Reviewed by Mike

I have a lot of memories of growing up as a child, but let me tell you some of my favorite ones: Curled up next to fireplace, with a warm fire raging next to me. Outside, the air is cold, the wind is blowing the rain harder and harder onto our front window. I have a large bowl of salty popcorn. It's saturday afternoon, and me and my dad are watching Godzilla on the TV pounding the living snot out of some wierd-looking monster who moves like he was covered in molasses, and it's skin looks stragely like fabric--even the spikey parts. I'm loving every horribly-dubbed minute of it.

Godzilla will always hold a special place in my heart, and so I had to check out Godzilla: Final Wars, which came out in Japan in 2004, but has only recently been available here in the states on DVD. This has been touted as the last Godzilla movie ever, hence the title. Whether or not thats true, only time will tell. But what we have here is an attempt to make a final blockbusting event movie to end the Godzilla series with a bang.

The basic plot is simple--an alien race (from "Planet X" of all places), appearing benelovent at first, has sinister plans to take over the earth by taking control of the monster population (I think this happened to the Justice League at least 4 or 5 times). The Earth Defense Force, whose soldiers are mostly super-powered mutants, try to stop the aliens by awakening Godzilla to fight off all the other monsters.


Make no mistake, this film is every bit as cheesy as its predecessors, which is one of the reasons I love it so much. I can't explain why, but I have a love of B-movies like this--it knows its a B-movie and revels in it. First of all, Godzilla takes down the Hollywood version of Godzilla without breaking a sweat. That was pretty sweet. Then, he proceeds to systematically wipe out a huge cast of several of the classic old monsters--he even uses some cool new soccer moves to do it. Yes, the effects are cheesy--its a bunch of people in suits, with a little CGI mixed in. Yes, the music is horrible, yes the dialouge in nonsensical, yes the acting will make you gag (or laugh until you gag), yes the characters might as well not have names--all this is what makes the movie fun. It never takes itself seriously for a second. This is a Godzilla movie for fans, and lovers of the genre. If you like cool monster movies, you oughta give this a try. If you buy it, it even comes free with a copy of the casio-keyboard, synth-horn soundtrack (awesome!)

There were a few things to this movie's detriment--the plot revolves too much around the humans (mutants? aliens?) and not enough around the monsters. Theres a lot of badly done (yet very funny) kung-fu sequences, that seem to rip off both the Matrix, and Dragonball Z. Although these sequences are often funny, I was anxious to get back to more Godzilla fights, which sadly I wish there was more of. The fights that are there are pretty sweet. When the final monster morphs into a cool version of the three-headed Gidrah monster, I couldn've been happier. This is one of those great movies to pop in after a long day--when you need to relax, and stop caring about the world for a few hours.

See this movie if:
-You love Monster movies
-You kindof liked the Matrix movies, but secretly wished they were more like Dragonball Z... with monsters...
-You want to reconnect with your inner child, who loved cheesy monster flicks

Don't see this movie if:
-You want to see something serious
-You don't have a strange love for badly-done-on-purpose B-movies
-You can't see past the bad effects and bad acting for the fun romp that it is